Asinine Wisdom

Gabe Uhr: The Other White Death

Gabe Uhr (My Gimpy Life) joins us to discuss the biggest ripoff you'll always pay for, what more people would enjoy if it weren't frowned upon, and MUCH more! Also, if you have topic ideas, email asininewisdom@gmail.com!

Brian Palermo: Seafaring People

Brian Palermo (Pee-Wee's Big Holiday, The League) joins us to discuss the celebrity to send to speak to aliens, what Hollywood makes look easier or harder than it really is, and much more!

Ludwig Manukian: Time Chaperone

Ludwig Manukian (Bosch, The Shield) joins the guys to discuss the most awkward person to have in your home, the worst place for PDA, the hardest task in sports, and what would be the most useful sci-fi technology!

Tony Janning: Shotgun

Tony Janning (The Legend of Neil, The Qyou) joins us this episode to discuss childhood rules society should adopt, most embarrassing songs to be caught singing, emotionally moving films, and the best way to die.

Lauren Howard Hayes: To Wanda

Lauren Howard Hayes of Duchess Riot joins us to discuss the best underrated movies, the most useless thing you learned in school, the worst pet peeves and more! We also test the limits of Lauren's misophonia.

Carrie Keranen: NSFW SFX

Talented voice actor and human Monster Energy Drink Carrie Keranen joins us to discuss what animals should be gifted the ability to fly, milestone adult purchases and more. Much more. Way more than you wanted to know.

Suzanne Cotsakos: Your Mother is Belgian

Suzanne Cotsakos of all-female comedy powerhouse Duchess Riot joins us to discuss the best Hostess snack cake, the best TV dad, the best season of the year and MUCH, much more.

Mark Hampton: Howard the Duck versus the Lizard People

Our dear friend Mark Hampton joins us this go 'round to discuss who makes the most quotable movies, best fictional presidents, and which movie villains may have been right.

Dan Gordon: Daryl Doesn't Believe We Landed on the Moon

Dan Gordon (co-host, "Schmolitics") comes on to discuss plausible conspiracy theories, what non-human species they would control, and the WORST song to make love to. Yep. You read that right...

Craig Frank: Alien Jerky

Craig Frank (Lady Dynamite, The Messengers) joins the guys to ponder the existence of aliens, Superman's "weakness", what the worst snack is, and what fictional character is the biggest a-hole (Hint: It's not Daryl)